Sunday, 28 July 2013

Afridi All The Way Baby!



Ok, first of all, I don't hate Misbah, not anymore. Mohali was a bad experience but I eventually forgave him. I mean come on how could you not temporarily hate him for that?

Usually if you say you're an Afridi fan, people automatically assume you hate Misbah or vice versa.

Here's what I think. You see, Misbah is a dependable player, predictable too. We know how he plays, wastes quite a few overs but makes up for them later, slow and steady wins the race, eh?
But cricket is a game, we're supposed to enjoy it. Sure every one loves winning but at the end of the day, it's a game, a source of entertainment and if we sit there watching a boring match then what's the point? This is where Afridi comes in, boom boom, everyone's on their toes, no one knows what he has in store for us, could be a duck, could be a 100 in 36 balls, literally ANYTHING can happen!! Then he starts smashing the ball everywhere! Everyone's screaming their lungs out, people are cheering him on, every time the ball's in the air we have a mini heart-attack but it makes the distance and then he gets his 50, takes his helmet off and runs his hand through his hair, oh his hair!! What beauty! He starts batting again, destroying the bowlers, people going bonkers now! After an amazing knock he's caught but, faith in the game: restored!!

Then his bowling, dot balls, maiden overs, barely any runs given and when things aren't going right he looks around the ground while messing with his hair, analyzing the situation, then a wicket! How we've waited for \0/ Is there anything better?

Oh and when someone from the other team says/does something nasty, he just goes up to him like "you messing with me brah?" naah you don't mess with the Pathan, man. Apart from that he's all smiles, just don't provoke him.

If this doesn't make you love the guy then his humble message to everyone back home, thanking Allah & his appreciation for the team sure will in the presentation. Always so lively, you feel whatever he's feeling that's how awesome he is.

But then there are some who will think of me as just another fool. You guys can go on living your sad lives, Lala all the way baby!!

It's always about the team first and Afridi is literally the life of ours!

Monday, 22 July 2013

So.

So I was going through all my posts here on blogger and I noticed just how serious all of them were and has anyone noticed, I start my sentences with 'so' a lot? I just noticed lol (need to come up with a better word). Anyhoo back to the serious posts, I swear I'm not like that in real life mostly, at times ok whatever but I''m not all grr grr okay? Ok.

Friday, 19 July 2013

My Two Cents.

We've all had those times when there were some things we wanted to write about but somehow we just couldn't get to actually write it. Well I've had that for quite a long time now, I don't remember how many times I've logged into blogger and then unfortunately had to log out.

But now there's this "issue" that I'd really like to write about. I'm calling it an issue because that's what our people have made it into. A simple,very unfortunate though but a very simple to understand for even the stupidest people, thing happened. Malala Yousafzai, the "Jewish conspiracy" as some refer to her, got shot in the head. Now let it be clear that she did not get shot for being a girl seeking education in the "terrorist producing country i.e Pakistan" she got shot simply for raising a voice against the barbarians who call themselves the taliban. After this most people don't use this word for what it means. "talib" means student, taliban is the plural form, now if someone refers to you as a talib, well God help you then, because America might let lose a drone aimed straight for your bedroom.

The taliban are promoting violence in the name of Islam, not understanding that Islam is a religion about nothing but peace, it teaches us to be good humans before teaching us to be good Muslims, many might argue about this, but a fact's a fact. How many stories have you read of the Prophet SAW killing someone simply because they didn't agree with what he said? Now, how many have you heard about him preaching peace? Have you read the following verse from the Quran: "let there be no compulsion in religion"? What do you make of this verse? Does it tell you to force religion down someone's throat or does it tell you to be patient, to preach what you know but not force people to follow what you preach? Let them make their own choices. Are they not sane adults? Can they not differentiate between right and wrong?

Anyway, back to my point, Malala, the little girl who happened to be the victim,one out of many, who got exposure. I've heard people applauding her courage and I've seen people calling her an agent who's part of a conspiracy. I, however am not part of both.Where I admire her courage and strength to recover from such a traumatizing incident I would like to criticize her a little, not much, don't worry don't go all moral brigade on me. She got shot for raising her voice against the terrorists (I refuse to refer to them as taliban) and that's something! But with the exposure she got she should've portrayed a better image of Pakistan, not ridicule it further. As Pakistanis, living abroad, some of you might have gotten the cold stare from some islamophobe or for being a 'bloody paki terrorist" isn't that an insult enough? Shouldn't we be building a positive image instead? I mean we're already known as terrorist and now we're known as cowards afraid of an educated woman. The whole of Pakistan isn't like that, I happen to have gotten all my education from Peshawar, in the very same province that is now known as a terrorist hub, and I have never faced any problem re my education, being a woman. There are many more in Islamabad, Lahore, Karachi, Quetta, and other cities. This incident has portrayed us, collectively, as a nation that has failed to give the women an equal right to education. Our country hasn't taken the right away from us, the terrorists have taken the right of peace and freedom of speech away from us and no American forces or any other power can fix that till we do something about it ourselves. Our leaders are all laid back since oh well, America's handling it, who cares if a dozen other people die in the process, as long as I get to sit in my air-conditioned room/office and enjoy this amazing cup of tea!

Oh and don't go blaming the Jews or any other non-muslims for putting us in this situation, the problem lies with in us, even if they are conspiring against us, we shouldn't give them a chance to get involved in the way OUR country is run.

With the exposure that Malala got and when she flew to the UK as an ambassador of Pakistan and got the honour of speaking in the UN assembly, it was her duty to portray us as a peace-loving nation who want an end to the power that these terrorists now have over us. Instead of giving the image of women living as slaves here and no one wants to do anything about it, she should've been speaking against the bacteria that SOME areas are now infected with and that something should be done to rid us of them. Just like when a cut on your finger gets severely infected you amputate the finger, instead of saying your entire body is infected. She should've appealed to the current govt. to laumch a mass killing spree or something against this, this plague!! Idk, something that could've benefitted us in some way.

I sincerely hope that Malala, her friends and other victims of terrorism and American drone strikes all get the opportunities to complete their education and accomplish all their goals. But I want them , if they get a chance, to talk about Pakistan positively! This is our country, our responsibility and righting all the wrongs is our duty. As they say, 'your shit, you clean it.'